Call Me Maybe-Not!!!

I loathe this song, so I'm gonna blog about it. I saw the video for it and I was repulsed by most of it. Who the hell enjoys that crap?
I couldn't help but notice:

• How old is this b***h? She sounds like shes my age but can pass for 30.
• There is no way a band is really playing. I hear no guitars! Just Autotune and a synthesizer.
• Who washes their car in high heels? 
• I can notice a hot guy from the next but dear Lord, its not worth fainting.
• The girl's face at the end was priceless.